pontificat

As someone of the feline persuasion, I have a number of habits that my neanderthal "owners" find rather tiresome.

Despite numerous attempts at annihilating the drapery, they have yet to do more than attack me with that infernal little bottle of water. I am somewhat curious if this perhaps means they do not mind my actions as much as others of their species would. I am quite aware of the price of said drapery, but the neanderthals are wealthy and have little care when it comes to spending money.

Another habit the neanderthals wish to discourage would be the one I have of leaving hairballs in doorways where they will be stepped on. You would think they would have learned to look down by now.

Perhaps the one they would like to get rid of the most would be the one I have of settling on their faces while they are asleep. I will be victorious one day.